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1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.

2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.
"My Honda Civic can fly and cure world hunger."
"Shutup you Scanlon!

or

"I hooked up with 8 bitches while downing 5 large Double Cheeseburger meals"
"As if! what are you, some sort of scanlon or something?"

scanlon by Kymbo June 11, 2006
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Scanlon Debate 

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.
"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."
Scanlon Debate by Mister Four January 10, 2010

Becky Scanlon 

A descriptive phrase you would use to call a person beautiful and amazing, preferable a woman.
Person 1: "She is so Becky Scanlon, there is no real way to describe how unbelievably perfect she is."

Person 2: "Yes you are tots right, i mean obvi there are no real words to describe her."
Becky Scanlon by Chocochip October 31, 2011
The best and most underrated β€œship” from IT, the movie, series, and book. It’s the most skinny ship living today.
Joe: wow, if only there were more scenes with Stan Uris and Mike Hanlon.Also known as Stanlon, right?
stanlon by peppapigisskinny May 30, 2018

Scaloneta 

That's the name by which the Argentine national football team is known.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
Have you seen Scaloneta's match yesterday?
Scaloneta by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
Of Irish origin meaning "scandal" or "scandalous" in gaelic. Generally spelled with -an in southern Ireland and -on in northern Ireland
Rebecca Scanlan sure is a hottie!
Scanlan by Becscan February 11, 2013
It's Australian slang for "What's going on"?
"hey bro" "scanon" "oh nothing much"
scanon by da sik cunt March 20, 2017