1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."

Scaregasm by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008

Related Words

Scalpgasm • snapgasm • soapgasm • scabgasm • Scalplas • Scaregasm • scargasm • scatgasm • slapgasm • smallgasms

snapgasm

1. An orgasm from a snapchat

2. A snapchat video of an orgasm

1. He looked so hot in that snapchat it gave me a total snapgasm.

2. I sent him a snapgasm in the middle of class because i wanted to give him a massive boner for the rest of science.

snapgasm by beatznotbombz May 10, 2014

scabgasm

(n.) The highly pleasurable sensation of slowly and delicately peeling off a tender ripe scabling, and then repeatedly picking it off again with every scabic regrowth, much to your sensual delight.

When that place I pick on my scalp gets nice, dank n crusty, I'm gonna light some scented candles, turn on some Sade, and have me a scabgasm.

scabgasm by andonymous August 8, 2016

scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having

I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.

scargasm by President VanWormer November 7, 2011

snapgasm

when one sends a lot of snapchats during a short period of time.

Dustin had a snapgasm, where he sent 10 different snapchats within 20 minutes!

snapgasm by Dustin22 May 18, 2013

soapgasm

When one enters an orgasmic state of existence from exposure to Snakes on a Plane related things.

Seeing Samuel L. Jackson on the same plane I was on gave me a SoaPgasm!

When I changed my phone wallpaper to the Snakes on a Plane logo, I soapgasmed!

That Cobra Starship song Snakes on a Plane (Bring it) played on the radio and I pretty much SoaPgasm'd.

soapgasm by mike frickin r September 14, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026