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1.
So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.
I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!
by ArualAigroegEdaj March 22, 2011
 
2.
if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire
I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.
by JPSmack May 22, 2005