Saxton Hale
The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
Saxton Hale by Not a Cobra October 20, 2010
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