A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.
Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010
A gathering of exclusively trans men, specifically one where cis women were expected, but did not appear. So named because of the stereotypical fondness of the LGBTQIA folk for vegan and other "alternative" diets. Also a playful reference to genitalia.
Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.
by RSten February 5, 2017
When you go to a party full of ridiculously hung dudes who then procede to stack their units together like the game Jenga. Then add a nice piece of iceberg lettuce, vine rippened tomato, and a few slices of aged Vermount Cheddar. You have the option of having a SPS on whole wheat, rye, or white. It can also be served in panini form (see Peni Panini).
Ally said she was really hungry when she arrived to our party, but she then discovered there was only chips and dip, and four lokos. I told Roger to go into the kitchen and grab our extensive selection of bread and condiments so we could offer her a delicious sausage party sandwich.
by PMOses November 9, 2010
Often abbreviated to P.S, this originates from the strong resemblence of a males small penis to a party or cocktail sausage. The wrinkly nature of the foreskin which covers the majority of a 2"flacid penis shares a similar texture and appearance to that of the small sausage.
"Check out his Party Sausage!"
by Flanners87 May 13, 2009
by hopingx4xhavoc June 30, 2006
Little Party Sausage
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.
by Chrisdamainman August 4, 2005
by iSorrowProductions October 25, 2017