A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.
by Yetiman October 7, 2007
A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)
by Albert February 15, 2004
A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.
by Paul January 11, 2004
An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.
James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.
by apersonnn August 30, 2011
introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
by neargoodness July 26, 2016
Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.
Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.
Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.
by SFJ-Man May 31, 2011