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Sarcancer 

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.
Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.
Sarcancer by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

Mariancely 

Mariancely's and Nahima's are usually best friends.. probably because they have equally weird names. Anyway, Mariancely is a loud Dominican who has a familiar face- like you've known her since you were like five years old or something. She's definitely got an attitude, but you know that deep down she's a sweet person, so you just laugh naturally when she insults you. Only a Mariancely could get away with insults. Like her best friend Nahima, she's a phenomenal dancer- but with a weird style. Mariancely's are renowned for having obsessive seizure-like elbow movements during the bachata, and Shakira-like hip movements during the merengue.
Girl 1: Mariancely just insulted me again.. -____-
Girl 2: Aww, she doesn't mean it, that girl is so sweet :D
Girl 3: OMG yes, that girl is like my biffle and I barely even know her.
Girls 4-229: TOTALLY!
Mariancely by not thecrazybeen November 21, 2010
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Sarianne 

Sari is a beautiful rat and she is very swag. If u meet a sari be careful cuz she will be swagger then you😍
Hey Sarianne how are you!”
Sarianne by Swaggysnake March 7, 2021

SSRIncel 

A person who wants to or can have sex is unable to due to side effects of antidepressants, usually of the type Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor. This can be in the form of loss of drive, desire and/or sexual function.
I'm telling you, being an SSRIncel has done wonders to my academic work
SSRIncel by Vassilly April 3, 2021

sarangelo 

sarangelo is a made up name, masculine of the italian name “sara angela”. You can be mean and call italian girls with this name, instead of sara angela.
“hey sarangelo, you are looking weird today
“why don’t you go talk to sarangelo, your tomboy friend”
sarangelo by mooimacoww April 4, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026