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Sarcancer 

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.
Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.
Sarcancer by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

Mariancely 

Mariancely's and Nahima's are usually best friends.. probably because they have equally weird names. Anyway, Mariancely is a loud Dominican who has a familiar face- like you've known her since you were like five years old or something. She's definitely got an attitude, but you know that deep down she's a sweet person, so you just laugh naturally when she insults you. Only a Mariancely could get away with insults. Like her best friend Nahima, she's a phenomenal dancer- but with a weird style. Mariancely's are renowned for having obsessive seizure-like elbow movements during the bachata, and Shakira-like hip movements during the merengue.
Girl 1: Mariancely just insulted me again.. -____-
Girl 2: Aww, she doesn't mean it, that girl is so sweet :D
Girl 3: OMG yes, that girl is like my biffle and I barely even know her.
Girls 4-229: TOTALLY!
Mariancely by not thecrazybeen November 21, 2010
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Sarianne 

Sari is a beautiful rat and she is very swag. If u meet a sari be careful cuz she will be swagger then you😍
“Hey Sarianne how are you!”
Sarianne by Swaggysnake March 7, 2021

SSRIncel 

A person who wants to or can have sex is unable to due to side effects of antidepressants, usually of the type Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor. This can be in the form of loss of drive, desire and/or sexual function.
I'm telling you, being an SSRIncel has done wonders to my academic work
SSRIncel by Vassilly April 3, 2021

sarangelo 

sarangelo is a made up name, masculine of the italian name “sara angela”. You can be mean and call italian girls with this name, instead of sara angela.
“hey sarangelo, you are looking weird today”
“why don’t you go talk to sarangelo, your tomboy friend”
sarangelo by mooimacoww April 4, 2021