When you have an uncontrollable cough that lingers for months at a time. Can bruise ribs to the point of hospitalization. Possibly resulting from copious amounts of room temperature Coca-Cola.
"Are you OK?" "Yes, just suffering from Sarah Syedis."

"Is that your allergies acting up?" No, its Sarah Syedis!"
by Marioooooooooooo April 24, 2019
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