A beautiful woman who somehow causes me to lose my erection. An utterly confusing mixture of raw sexuality, Christian fundamentalism, and skilled marksmanship.
Sarah Palin, looking stunning in her bikini, tracked down a baby moose in a helicopter and delivered a deadly shot to the moose's head, leaving male onlookers unsure as to how their penises were supposed to respond.
by Expat227 December 31, 2009
1. An insane lying venomous puppet on the McCain ticket.
2. A far right cocksucking hypocrite, spewing moral value bullshit, all while her cumbucket daughter was serving up pube pie.
3. A dumb bitch who can't answer a straight question such as "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?" (didn't know what that was) "What are your thoughts on the bail out package?" (went on with incoherent brainless babble that was totally erroneous to the question) "What magazines or publications do you read that form your views?" (couldn't name a single publication, not even just make one up, and took her 4 days to finally surface with a lame ass excuse obviously concocted by McCain campaign puppeteers)
4. Former mayor of the meth capitol of Alaska, which she left millions of dollars in depth, and a wolf wacking, moose mangling, loony gun nut.
2. A far right cocksucking hypocrite, spewing moral value bullshit, all while her cumbucket daughter was serving up pube pie.
3. A dumb bitch who can't answer a straight question such as "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?" (didn't know what that was) "What are your thoughts on the bail out package?" (went on with incoherent brainless babble that was totally erroneous to the question) "What magazines or publications do you read that form your views?" (couldn't name a single publication, not even just make one up, and took her 4 days to finally surface with a lame ass excuse obviously concocted by McCain campaign puppeteers)
4. Former mayor of the meth capitol of Alaska, which she left millions of dollars in depth, and a wolf wacking, moose mangling, loony gun nut.
Dude! This is like your 5th third rate community college already! Finish one for crying out loud!
Ok, ok, maybe this one will "Sarah Palin" me through.
Ok, ok, maybe this one will "Sarah Palin" me through.
by bigtexansfan October 9, 2008
The act of taking something that's never had a problem before and turning it into a complete shit hole. Usually done by adding stuff that's not necessary by any means
Sarah Palin is a bitch who ruined a small town in Alaska forever. Now she wants to be president and the world will come to an end if she does. Fuck Sarah Palin and everyone who supports her. Shooting wolves from a helicopter with a machine gun? Dude come on
by smartestmanever2 October 21, 2010
v. To Sarah Palin: The act of upgrading one's life (clothing, house, car) either by others' means (preferable) or your own.
by Kristi Conner October 25, 2008
A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.
Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.
by Undostresmariah December 19, 2010
by Raymound Roussel October 10, 2008
"You're such a Sarah Palin this time of the month." says Frank.
"Oh no you didn't!" responds Jackie.
"Oh no you didn't!" responds Jackie.
by John McCain 08 October 3, 2008