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Saqscratch 

The Saqscratch is the creeper version of the Sasquatch, preferring to brutally rape human witnesses rather than run away like their pussy cousins. Shows up at the exact wrong times and pulls your pants down.
Did you hear about our camping trip? Everything was going great until that Saqscratch showed up and raped the shit out of our bum-holes. Saqscratch got that longdick!
Saqscratch by soulDZA July 25, 2011
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Sascrotch 

When an unkept bush begins to grow down your thighs.
My trimmer is broken and I've got serious sascrotch.
Sascrotch by SascrotchSlayer February 3, 2017

sasquratch 

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch
oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch
sasquratch by M. Floyd July 16, 2009

Sascrotch 

A ludicrously overgrown, unkempt patch of pubic hair, usually surpassing the borders of a standard bikini area.
Henry was shocked to find Norma in possession of a sascrotch.
Sascrotch by jestermeister August 22, 2003

Sirscratchatoba 

The little known 11th province of Canada. Only consists of 1 person, named Roger. The capital city is called BillMurray, and consists of Roger's head.
Come and visit Sirscratchatoba, and meet a fairly nice guy.
Sirscratchatoba by RJ May 28, 2004

sonscratch 

Your son (friend, homie, associate, etc.) that dj's.
Yo sonscratch, when you gonna hit the turntables?
sonscratch by likeascreename? February 28, 2010

Sascrotch 

That chicks vagina is so hairy they call it SASCROTCH!
Sascrotch by Tommykegg December 21, 2013