The Saqscratch is the creeper version of the Sasquatch, preferring to brutally rape human witnesses rather than run away like their pussy cousins. Shows up at the exact wrong times and pulls your pants down.
Did you hear about our camping trip? Everything was going great until that Saqscratch showed up and raped the shit out of our bum-holes. Saqscratch got that longdick!
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