Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...
I love the Alabama Sandpaper!
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017
A women's affliction; the result of an extremely dry vagina. Often caused by wearing a tampon that is too absorbent for the menstrual flow, so that the vagina's natural lubricants are also absorbed. It causes the vaginal walls to feel rough like sandpaper, and makes removing the tampon very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: I just took out my tampon before it was ready and now I have a serious case of sandpaper vag.
Girl 2: I hate that.
Girl 2: I hate that.
by marigold_11 October 16, 2010
The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.
Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.
by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009
Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
a woman who has an incredibly bad herpes outbreak, to the point that that her vagina feels like sandpaper
"Last night I scored, but she was a sandpaper sally!"
by jbirdington May 29, 2008
the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
by sonic68 February 6, 2009
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005