Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.
by john October 30, 2004
by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009
Adam Sandler is an american retard. Talentless gimp with no endeering qualities. He so bendy SCOPE in the UK are considering changing their name to the Sandler Society
isnt the waterboy funny? Adam Sandler is soo funny. What do you think chatroom?
no edith its shit and that nonce Sandler is a wanker
no edith its shit and that nonce Sandler is a wanker
by Belding November 3, 2006
when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.
After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.
by Sean May 11, 2003
John: Hey Tom, did you know they're making a new Adam Sandler movie?
Tom: Really? What's it about?
John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.
Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
Tom: Really? What's it about?
John: First, he's a wedding singer, who totally sucks, so he decides to be a drummer for a heavy metal band with Brendan Fraser. Then they do pretty much everything to be heard, so they hold a radio station hostage and spite of everything they did, they still become famous! Thats not all,
afterwards he decides to be a water boy for a football team, and then he is recruited to the football team and he does pretty well until he decides to play hockey instead! Things start going wrong and he is fired. Also his grandma's house is being held for auction, so he plays golf to buy the house back. Later on, he somehow has to take care of a kid and becomes a pretty bad parent. Afterwards, he is sent to anger management therapy with a very kooky psychiatrist. After all this was all a setup. On christmas he goes to a chinese restaurant (because he's jewish) and he gets drunk and then gets arrested and sentenced to community service coaching a basketball team. Later that night, his t.v remote brakes, so he goes to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy a new remote. Little did he know, the remote could control his life. And later on he abuses it's features, now he's screwed. After all Christopher Walken feels pretty sorry for him and takes him back to his normal life with his hot wife and they live happily ever after.
Tom: Sounds just like his last movie!
by Mike_Litoris July 30, 2011
by Slayer_of_egirls July 17, 2019
A "comedic genius" with a fan base i'm assuming between the ages of 6 - 12 and 80 - 100+ (when senility has a firm grip).... also..... stomping around and yelling to the best of your ability doesn't make you a tough guy,it just makes you look like more of a dipshit.
If that loudmouth Adam sandler wannabe doesn't shut the fuck up,i'm gonna show him what tough really looks like.
by Black hole 1982 December 3, 2020