When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.
"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
by hanso48 December 17, 2010
Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...
Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.
by pinksock69er September 30, 2011
This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.
This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.
by El el fetches February 5, 2022
Resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area.
Ron Wesealy: Holy shit, that Arabian Sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.
by ur.momma.! July 17, 2008
When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.
"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
by ThatRevlo September 5, 2017
Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!
by The fart sultan October 3, 2014
by Portland87 November 11, 2010