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Another, better, way to say the word sandwich.
Sammaches do not cause barrel lust and mushroom fetishes, as opposed to sammiches.
"Hi floor! Make me a sammach!"
sammach by DragonsRage April 26, 2003

Tukey sammach 

A really yummy snack to have after school with ur pet capy
Hay CAPY wanna have Tukey Sammach with me scince im home frum school?
Tukey sammach by SAMMACH KING January 22, 2023
A loud boy shaped like an adult with unusually high foot arches. Known to get excited and scream. Can be found hiding in basements and reheating Taco Bell.
You guys ever seen a Sammechi in real life? Looks like a tall 6th grader.
Sammechi by BungleClonch May 9, 2019
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
sammich by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007
The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher
Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers
Sammich by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020