Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
Sam the most sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has a giant penis and has loads of girls chasing him. And is great at sex.
by mstrole September 09, 2010
a very common name which can also be used as term for restaurant city addicts
guy 1: I pulled a sam yesterday

guy 2: you stayed up all night on RC?
by yunho_who July 06, 2010
A person who is both a closet-hippie and a gangsta-thug at the same time.
The hip hop artist Kid Cudi is a sam.

Steve: "Damn, that girl's a real Sam. She's got the hoop earrings, AND a peace sign bracelet."
by s-tom(3) June 07, 2010
A guided missile launched from land or sea against an airborne target.
SA - 1 Guild, SA - 2 Guideline, SA - 3 Goa,
by violentbob2 March 29, 2005
a person who has an incredible desire for pie and the last unicorn.
"wanna watch last unicorn and eat pie?"
"haha your such a Sam"
by memonlou h January 03, 2013
An amazing, caring, sweetheart. Says the sweetest things, they may be cheesy but he doesn't say them just to get the good stuff. You can count on a Sam with everything, he keeps secrets. He's very trustworthy. He's hard to get out of your mind, and has an amazing personality. To lose a Sam, is like losing your mind.
Wow, I want a Sam of my own. :)
by jean12345 February 20, 2011
A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.

He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.

Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.

Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.

Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
"That guy sure is somethin'!"
"Oh yeah. That's Sam."
by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013

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