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Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
a very common name which can also be used as term for restaurant city addicts
guy 1: I pulled a sam yesterday

guy 2: you stayed up all night on RC?
by yunho_who July 06, 2010
A person who is both a closet-hippie and a gangsta-thug at the same time.
The hip hop artist Kid Cudi is a sam.

Steve: "Damn, that girl's a real Sam. She's got the hoop earrings, AND a peace sign bracelet."
by s-tom(3) June 07, 2010
A guided missile launched from land or sea against an airborne target.
SA - 1 Guild, SA - 2 Guideline, SA - 3 Goa,
by violentbob2 March 29, 2005
a person who has an incredible desire for pie and the last unicorn.
"wanna watch last unicorn and eat pie?"
"haha your such a Sam"
by memonlou h January 03, 2013
A kid that is often called gay by others cause the stuff he does is usually funnier then the stuff they do.
#1 "Sam is so gay"
#2 "Why what did he do?"
#1 "He is just gay!"
by P3n1s L1ck3r 69 January 20, 2012
a boy who is caring and will always be there for you. can be emotional but is also very self-sufficient. loves to talk about everything and anything. has good taste in music. he's been jamie's bestfriend since 5th grade. he's sweet and is someone you could really see falling in love with. doesn't have the best history with girls from the past but hopefully it won't still be the same in the future. has the most kick-ass sister you could ever meet. he's everything you could ask for, and so much more.
girl: do you know sam?
other girl: yeah i love sam!
by jamielada September 12, 2010
A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.

He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.

Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.

Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.

Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.
"That guy sure is somethin'!"
"Oh yeah. That's Sam."
by RoscoePColtrane May 14, 2013