Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.
Tony: Rick, How big is your cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Very sweet, sensitive, smart, sexy, loveable, caring. Has the makings for an amazing boyfriend. Makes you laugh, a good listener, will cry with you.

Strong, big heart, amazing blue eyes.
He is nice but not like Sam
by x3sam December 11, 2011
Sam: To be of equal or greater coolness than a unicorn pimp.
Shit son, that dude(tte) just out-pimped that unicorn!" "Dayumn foo, must be a Sam.
by UncleSamFFI April 28, 2011
SEXUALLY ACTIVE MALE, grate in sex and can satisfy any woman.
You are a SAM
by xglosam May 31, 2010
A sexy girl that every guy wants, usually has Double D titties. She is not a hoe but she loves being around guys and usually has multiple guys friends. Secretly desires to have a huge ass to counteract her titties. If you have ever dated a Sam and left her you are stupid go try and get her back now. Oh yea and Sam's are great in bed!! they stay wet a night long!!!
Hey you seen sam today?
Sam.. Sam.. Sam.. oh with the big ass titties yea she is hot
by Samantha a.k.a Sam January 26, 2009
An abbreviation, meaning, 'Secret Agent Monkey'. usuualy this refers to a monkey,usually in a tuxedo and armend with a strong british accent and a golden gun, but can also be used to define how cool someone is.especcialy refers to those named Sam,Samantha,etc.
Oh Teh Noes! It's S.A.M.
by Evilspleen February 20, 2006
Military term meaning Surface to Air Missile.
We launched SAM's to bring those planes down.
by Virgin Thomas March 16, 2005
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