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Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
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Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.
Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
by Sanjiro September 19, 2006
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Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.
Dude don't pull a Sam; That chick is fat as hell.
by A person!!! February 22, 2010
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A Hypocritical homophobe !!!
TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
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A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.
You're such a sam.
by :]]]]]]]H! August 16, 2009
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Socially akward male. A good looking guy who is extremely akward in social situations, especially when women are involved. He may introduce you to his parents on the second date, and then tell you that you're moving too fast on the third date. Or you and your friends may hang out with him for two years, only to have him finally introduce his girlfriend of 10 years that you've never heard of.
Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)
That guy is hot, but he's such a SAM. He spends all day e-mailing me at work but then gets awkward if I ask him out for drinks after work.
by Janglim January 17, 2008
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Sam is an abbreviation for the comman names "Samuel" and "Samantha". You can infer by the name Sam, that the user of the name is either lazy, and doesn't want to spell out his/her name, or so not like their current name and believe that "Sam" is slightly better. When broken down, if Sam is used for
Samantha, you could assume that Sam could be tom-boyish. When used as a male refference, you would commonly refer to him as a skater boy.
"Hey there Sam, how's it going?"
by bsdugslgvldx August 15, 2007
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S.A.M. or, simply, sam, is the abbreviated form of Swalpa Adjust Madi. The language is Kannada, and the direct translation would be "adjust a little bit" but the essense of the phrase is soooo much more! See examples for a feel of the truth...
Patron: Hey! we have 9 tickets but there are only 8 seats here!
Usher: boss, swalpa adjust madi please...

Immigration Officer: Ahem...sir, you have 10 travellers in your group but only 9 passports. I'm afraid this is a problem.
Traveller: my father is very old, please, somehow just adjust and go...

Man outside restroom: Hold on one second man, I need to SAM a little bit here (as he pushes his penis back into a central - or otherwise more comfortable - position)
by el indio January 11, 2005
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