Sakurai

The man who is responsible for creating Kirby and smash bros. He is horny for swordfighters and has a fetish for Fire Emblem characters but doesn't admit it even though everyone knows it.

Shigeru: Damn Sakurai you sure love putting in a lot of swordfighters and Fire Emblem characters. You sure you aren't horny for them?
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!

Sakurai by Anonymous Teen 133 March 20, 2020

sakurai

Director of the Smash Bros series, he is a god among men.

Masahiro Sakurai likes landmasters.

sakurai by Don Ngyuen January 11, 2009

Sakurai

The creator of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. and a man who will never give us Waluigi as a playable character!

Fans: Sakurai???? Sakurai: yeah what is it im busy adding characters that nobody cares about!!!!! Fans: Can we have Waluigi in the game?????? Sakurai: WHAT!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

... but seriously I like Sakurai... this is just a joke

Sakurai by MattTheMan25 September 29, 2018

Sakurai

Masahiro Sakurai or just Sakurai for short is the person most famous for making Kirby, and Super Smash Bros.
he is also the greatest human on the entire planet and the only person at Nintendo that has nothing wrong with competitive Smash, to my knowledge.

Person 1: Who's the guy made Smash, whoever that person is must be an amazing person
Person2: it was made by Sakurai, duh

Sakurai by SneekinSnoc August 22, 2021

Sakurai Atsushi

The sexiest J-rock singer alive. Has the vocal abilities of an angel, the looks of a god, the sexual appeal of 34567898 of the world's hottest people COMBINED. His hair is like the soft caressing wind at night. His eyes are like the sun; blazing into your soul. He is perfect~

Person 1: Who's that sexy Japanese guy?

Person 2: Oh, him?? Bro, that's Sakurai Atsushi.

Sakurai Atsushi by himynameisyourmom. June 18, 2011

sakurai sho

A member of popular Japanese boy-band Arashi, who is also the rapper in the band. Nicknamed "Keio Boy" for being the first graduate of an elite university (Keio University) in his talent agency, Johnny's Entertainment. He became a news caster on News ZERO in 2006. Also known for his nade-gata, meaning sloped shoulders.

Sakurai Sho is the hottest guy in Arashi.

sakurai sho by arashian January 7, 2012

[Sakurai sho] 

Member of the jpop band, Arashi. Rapper. Newscaster. Very smart. Afraid of heights. Known for his arm muscles.
Has starred in films such as honey and clover and Yatterman.
The boy that keeps me a fangirl, anytime. ♥

"ah, did you see Sakurai sho on tv the other day?"
"Yes. omg. Sho's arm muscles were so hot!!"

[Sakurai sho] by myenglishfails January 9, 2009