the only catholic high school where the freshmen get beat up by math teachers and they drink hot sauce and crush oreo's on people's birthdays. we also refer to each other by our last names.
i drank so much hot sauce during distallo's class, i had to stick my head out of the window at saint joseph regional high school.

by joes fan May 11, 2006
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1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.

2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.

3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.

4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.

5. Br. Reidy's estate.
1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.

2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.

3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.

4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.

5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.
by Bob Ross April 8, 2005
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A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"

" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"

"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
by SJR king March 10, 2009
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Saint joseph of the Palisades high school was a High school located in West new York, New Jersey. The school was founded in the 1930's and served a mix of educational services. However in the near end of its final decade, the quality education was reduced as they were struggling in enrollment and accepted a series of students who were suspended from other schools making it a deplorable location until it closed in 2009.

(1) “Religious And Moral Development”: (having a theology class cover a bias view of Christianity and punishing those who would debunk its core teachings. Most students by the time they reached year 4 had some type of moral development but not in the way Bishop David Arias Perez would have wanted. Some were pulling girl’s skirts, swimming team members trying to indoctrinate some of their new members with sexual acts)
(2) “To foster awareness of Catholic identity through a specific curriculum of religious education”; The only religious education was Theology, and that was mainly lectured in the beginning by priests or nuns who lost their temper at how disrespectful and vile the students took with no regard of respect to their teacher and students. The course which was repetitive for 4 years was useless and impractical to apply in anything realistic in academic terms since a majority never was spiritual to begin with.
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Possibly one of the most hated GPS schools, along with Saint Ignatius, Shore, Grammar, High and Newington. They are a bunch of wannabe mad dogs, but fail. They have been known to recruit a bunch of Aboriginals on rugby scholarships. Yer. GREAT WORK GUYS. Most of the other schools question the Joey's sexuality as well. Ok, they wear pink rugby jerseys, not friggen cerise. But cerise still sounds gay, so i dunno what they are whingeing about. Other interesting facts-
a male gappy is currently banging an employee(unspecified gender)
Saint Josephs College, Hunters hill at home, vs the MIGHTY TKS
Abo kid- wanna go me bah? i'll see you after da game!
White Fella- sure thing, bring all ya mates to you cocky little bastard.
later on
Abo kid- sorry bah, i gotta go now. maybe next time aye?
by Cameron fuckin Warnock August 25, 2009
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A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.
Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy
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Guy who believed his wife had sex with a ghost, while the cunt had another man's seed, most probably a Chad.
LOL Saint Joseph, Marie's wife, is suck a cuckold
by Maryoussef April 5, 2022
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