1. Ruler of your brainless soul...He owns you and your sorry subconscious self.
2. An action performed to prevent one from being fatally wounded to the head while being chased down by a rabid butterfly. Ohh… it is possible.
"Ahh help help I'm bieng chased down by a rabid butterfly..I'm gonan Saif"
" I wish i could find a Saif "
verb - to laugh so much that you get high and your bellybutton starts laughing at you
adjective - super extreme
Verb - Don't laugh to much or you might saif.
Adjective - That guy is saifingly smart.