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schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011
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All Tea All Shade 

A phrase that means the person is coming for and/or attacking someone purposely. The opposite of the phrase "No tea no shade" that basically means "No offense."
Usually said after someone says "No tea no shade" as a way to say that the person is actually trying to offend someone.
Alyssa: What you're wearing is all garbage, no tea no shade.
Coco: All tea all shade!
All Tea All Shade by lukkie October 21, 2015
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no tea no shade no pink lemonade 

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.
"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."

all lamp, no shade 

a more effective way of saying you aren't throwing shade.
Katie: Hey Izzy, I really think you should look into getting a therapist
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.
Shadae is a kind and loyal and very funny girl, she’s sweet and feisty when she wants to be and even if you do her wrong she’ll forgive you because she’s awesome like that! She’s that type of girl that you would never want to loose and is very kind,funny, cool, and weird (in a good way!) and she always has your back no matter what
Shadea is so cool, and your really lucky to have her in your life
shadea by Jan Jan February 18, 2018

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

Shadebird 

An otherwise normal individual who has tendencies to lurk about in an aloof, bizarre, or suspect manner.
Nick: Where's Kev?
Greg: I dunno.
Karen: Were you here when he was talking about the coyotes?
Greg: Shadebird's probably outside chasing the moon or some shit.

or

Paris: What're yr sister and them doing tonight?
Kirby: Dude, she's 14. I have no idea.
Paris: You should text her.
Kirby: No, I shouldn't, ya frickin' shadebird.
Shadebird by RyKirb August 4, 2008