Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending

by paora January 26, 2015

Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.

Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)

by CanYouHearThat October 7, 2015

Sad masti

when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)

Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker

by October 5, 2021

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot March 10, 2016