Top Definition
To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.
by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

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