To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)
by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013
when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets
Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job
by Sad wank February 22, 2020