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289.
Souveniers, Wearables and Gifts
The campaign was donating SWAG to give to potential voters.
by Bruce Dennison March 25, 2004
 
57.
A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014
 
58.
A word that was created by some half drunk, half stoned jackass in a club. Pretty much the most commonly used word in the entire goddamn universe. Made immortal by Justin Beiber (A half drunk, half stoned jackass) and now used not only to describe a person who is a complete and utter shitbird, but also used as an alternate word for, "Mental Defect."
"Did you hear that little asshat with his pants hanging down around his knees?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, he said 'swag' like seven times in one sentence."
by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
 
59.
Something Justin Bieber doesn't have.
Justin Bieber: "I HAVE SO MUCH SWAG!"

Me: "No you don't, just stop."
by SlothsAreCoool January 19, 2014
 
60.
swag
swag/
noun
noun: swag; plural noun: swags

1.

an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery.

"ribbon-tied swags of flowers"

a carved or painted representation of an ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

"fine plaster swags"

a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.

2.

informal

money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.

"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars"

products given away free, typically for promotional purposes.

"local studios provide swag, spirits, and food"

marijuana, typically of a low grade.

"prices range from $40 a 10-seed packet for some Jamaican swag to $345 per pack for something tastier"

3.

Austral./NZ

a traveler's or miner's bundle of personal belongings.

informal

a large number, amount, or variety.

"the seller left a swag of unpaid bills"

verb
verb: swag; 3rd person present: swags; past tense: swagged; past participle: swagged; gerund or present participle: swagging

1.

arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

"swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs"

2.

Austral./NZ

travel with one's personal belongings in a bundle.

"swagging it in Queensland"
swag
swag/
noun
noun: swag; plural noun: swags

1.

an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery.

"ribbon-tied swags of flowers"

a carved or painted representation of an ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

"fine plaster swags"

a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.

2.

informal

money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.

"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars"

products given away free, typically for promotional purposes.

"local studios provide swag, spirits, and food"

marijuana, typically of a low grade.

"prices range from $40 a 10-seed packet for some Jamaican swag to $345 per pack for something tastier"

3.

Austral./NZ

a traveler's or miner's bundle of personal belongings.

informal

a large number, amount, or variety.

"the seller left a swag of unpaid bills"

verb
verb: swag; 3rd person present: swags; past tense: swagged; past participle: swagged; gerund or present participle: swagging

1.

arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

"swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs"

2.

Austral./NZ

travel with one's personal belongings in a bundle.

"swagging it in Queensland"
by BobsBurgers1 December 09, 2013
 
61.
An ornamental festoon of flowers or greenery.
"Hey dude, look at all my swag."

"I don't see any real flowers or greenery, you dumbass"."
by Someone who will find you. October 31, 2013
 
62.
S.W.A.G.= Secretly We Are Gay
justin bieber wants to be a nigger so he likes to say swag alot and he is gay so it is a secret saying of what he really is.
by the journal October 01, 2013
 
63.
A slang word used by people when they wish to alert others to the fact that they are:

•Performing actions that they believe makes them more stylish or popular.
•Wearing clothes or accessories that they believe make them aesthetically stylish.

•Acquiring a new piece of technology that they believe makes them more stylish or popular.

This term however, has a bad reputation for being said by generally annoying or unlikable people at completely inappropriate times, where it would disrupt other people.

This can also be said ironically by other people as long as they reassure the audience of the joke that they are just joking and that they do not say this word frequently.
Person 1: I just bought these new shoes and phone cases, I have so much Swag
Person 2: No, No you don't
by Cobalt58 August 17, 2013