by KEEPIN IT REAL March 13, 2014
A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012
La stroka is a legendary creature whose existence is suggested but is widely unrecognized. La stroka has been thought to inhabit the Indiana and Ohio planes but recent sitings in Southern Arizona have recently been documented. Those who know la stroka know that she can be overcome with a stoke at anytime but is more likely to when she is in need of large amounts of attention which occurs quite frequently. It has been said that there is no way to get rid of a la stroka except for loud mariachi music and good mexican food two things she extremely dislikes. If one can overwhelm la stroka with an excessive amount of mariachi music and mexican food it is believed that la stroka can be overcome and defeated for good.
Everything was going great until la stroka showed up and pretended to have a stroke.
Make sure you pay la stroka some attention of she'll pretend to have a stroke so everyone will sympathize with her.
Make sure you pay la stroka some attention of she'll pretend to have a stroke so everyone will sympathize with her.
by jamal higgins July 14, 2012