storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020

Shortism 

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

Starting Six 

A group of 6, well 7 including the benchwarmer, of swagged out guys. They sing dope ass songs and slap hard beats. All originally from berkeley. These guys include... Big Steve, Nic Nac, Young Feez, Riggs, Ry Bread, Goose... and the benchwarmer. SWAG! Lets Talk about S6X.

Starting Six on your bitch!

Starting Six by Thesixbitch August 14, 2011

Sportist 

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012