STFCBird

A woman often found pleasuring the tramps of Bonn Square in Oxford. Shameless in her pursuit of 'tramp jizz' there is not depth to which she will not sink. Often found dogflapping two tramps at the same time.

She could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, like STFCBird trying to get more tramp jizz.

STFCBird by Tramp#1 August 6, 2004

STFCBird

Westcountry slang.

A man from Oxfordshire who poses as a retarded woman when using internet forums.

Your last post on the internet was so embarassingly stupid like that of a STFCBird.

STFCBird by Timmy N. June 3, 2004

STFCBird

The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores

The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

STFCBird by The Guid June 9, 2004

stfubird 

The lesser known cousin of the orlyowl, the stfubird simply tells people to stfu.

Me: Dude I got a hooker to eat my ass last night
Jackass: orlyowl
Me: yeah stfubird

stfubird by Ahookergavemegonorrhea January 7, 2010