SSOP 

Acronym for "short-stack-of-pancakes", a.k.a. a vertically challenged man.

That guy from the club was cute but he was a SSOP. Dude, Erin always attracts the SSOPs.

SSOP by EBoogs April 28, 2006

ssopic 

the condition in which someone constantly uses the word umm when they speak.

I, umm am so, umm, what is the word, umm... ssopic that is it.

ssopic by Dariano January 16, 2005