SOMM

Shorthand for: Shit On My Mother!

An acronymic exclamation used in extreme cases of surprise.

Bill: "Steve, do you see that obese woman in spandex?!"

Steve: "Well SOMM (shit on my mother), that's disgusting!"

by The Distiller January 21, 2011

Somme time

Ur a idot is what it means

He's is very somme time

by Man get the dorr October 17, 2018