SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

SOCK SNOT by weave September 1, 2003

snot sock 

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

snot sock by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Snot Sock 

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot

I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.

Snot Sock by jwalex November 8, 2017

Snot Rocket Cum Sock 

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.

hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?

Snot Rocket Cum Sock by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016