Person A: My mom died :((((
Person B: That sucks:
Person C: Have some soap.
Person A is now an optimist.
Person B: That sucks:
Person C: Have some soap.
Person A is now an optimist.
by SoupSpoon90 December 10, 2019
Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!
by Shawn August 28, 2006
by Dpoole167 June 27, 2011
A person, usually one of large size, who tends to do nothing of significant productivity during the day. A soap's activities can include, but is not limited to; playing video games, watching tv, napping, and using the internet for countless hours.
by lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop June 26, 2008
For many years soap was thought to be a cleaning product made from pig fat and sodium. This theory has now been proved to be mostly true. In fact, after some extensive research I have found this theory on the internet so it must be completely true.
However there has been one eminent scientist who has challenged this theory over the last few years and has split the scientific community by almost a million to one. Dr Butterfield of Sheffield, England claims in his latest book “Soap don’t eat it its real” that “Soap is basically made of bubbles”. After years of pain staking research Dr Butterfield eventually got hold of some soap. This led him to write an article in the popular scientific journal “Neo Nonsense” titled “Why is there no Superdrug in Sheffield”. This, some say, is the final nail in the coffin of the so called “Pig Fat” theory as there are clearly plenty of Superdrugs in Sheffield. During an exclusive interview I had with Dr Butterfield in the research lab of his Sheffield University he calls “The Puzzle Factory” I asked “What’s all this bubble stuff about”. After about three hours, and I confess I was getting a little hungry, Dr Butterfield came up with the following observation “When you rub soap on your body this produces bubbles. These bubbles don’t appear from thin air”. A confused look appeared on Dr Butterfields face and he promptly fell asleep.
So we have two conclusive theories one is based on pure fact, the other is the figment of an overactive fictional mind. Clearly this debate is going to rage for many years.
However there has been one eminent scientist who has challenged this theory over the last few years and has split the scientific community by almost a million to one. Dr Butterfield of Sheffield, England claims in his latest book “Soap don’t eat it its real” that “Soap is basically made of bubbles”. After years of pain staking research Dr Butterfield eventually got hold of some soap. This led him to write an article in the popular scientific journal “Neo Nonsense” titled “Why is there no Superdrug in Sheffield”. This, some say, is the final nail in the coffin of the so called “Pig Fat” theory as there are clearly plenty of Superdrugs in Sheffield. During an exclusive interview I had with Dr Butterfield in the research lab of his Sheffield University he calls “The Puzzle Factory” I asked “What’s all this bubble stuff about”. After about three hours, and I confess I was getting a little hungry, Dr Butterfield came up with the following observation “When you rub soap on your body this produces bubbles. These bubbles don’t appear from thin air”. A confused look appeared on Dr Butterfields face and he promptly fell asleep.
So we have two conclusive theories one is based on pure fact, the other is the figment of an overactive fictional mind. Clearly this debate is going to rage for many years.
by TheGell June 16, 2006
Happens when one is completely ignoring somebody else, specially if the second have already asked for one's attention.
Related to the fact that a soap easily slips through one's hands and is hard to catch.
Related to the fact that a soap easily slips through one's hands and is hard to catch.
Bill sends an e-mail to his boss (Tom) on Monday: "Hey Tom, I really wanted to discuss about my salary and conditions. Shall we please schedule a meeting sometime this week?"
Tom (Monday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Tuesday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Wednesday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Thursday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Friday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Monday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Tuesday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Wednesday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Thursday):
(Tom is soaping...)
Tom (Friday):
(Tom is soaping...)
by tanoue May 15, 2007
Acronym. Same Old AP Shit. Statement about Advanced Placement (AP) classes always just doing things "because they might be on the test."
Teacher - You have to be able to analyze primary sources in your sleep, it's a big part of the test.
Student # A - SOAPS....
Student # B - Ya, tell me about it.
Student # A - SOAPS....
Student # B - Ya, tell me about it.
by Bthomps October 22, 2004