SNOT! :D 

Snot is the legendary king of Snotland which is on the planet Minestroni. Snot is not like anyone else because Snot has super amazing powers like flying and changing shape.

Snot invented many amazing things on his time on earth such as:
trees, potatoes, spation, grapefruit, sellotape, xbox, dolby digital, lucasarts, this article, cookies, chuck norris (aka spation), POKYMANS and some other stuff

DO NOT deny the power of Snot.

Facechild: "Snot is so amazing, he cured my aids, i could have died :("

Miga: "SNOT! :D"

SNOT! :D by xxtravismickxx January 8, 2008

slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

dog snot 

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

dog snot by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

Dani snot on fire 

A dank dead meme

No one:

Not a single soul:

Phandom and Phil: DANI SNOT ON FIRE
Dan proceeds to cry after being showed hello internet

Dani snot on fire by Hxwellz November 15, 2019

chunky dick snot 

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

chunky dick snot by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

Snot Dob 

The last drop of male ejaculate that dribbles out the tip of the penis post clean up.

Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.

Must be yanked off like a bandaid.

During his morning piss, Frank realized he didn't clean up is snot dob after sex the night before when he pulled down his boxers and painfully yanked his cemented cock tip from the fold of his fly.

Snot Dob by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

dot snot 

A young person with an arrogant and self-important manner because he or she has become rich by creating a dot com company.

Silicon Valley is full of dot snots.

dot snot by cyberico April 22, 2006