by yo mama biotch November 25, 2009
by Ajhawk47 June 3, 2008
A prank-name, pseudonym, username, or gamertag that is often used by fans of Sally Juspeczyk (aka, "Sally Jupiter"), from the comic "watchmen", that require a more masculine version of the name.
In a forum setting, "Sgt Jupiter" users can be characterized as having a very unfocused identity. Crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. Also having a propensity toward devil's-advocacy.
In a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; Resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.
The name is pronounced "Sergeant Jupiter", though shortened versions include "Sarg", "jupiter", or "Jup" (jupe).
In a forum setting, "Sgt Jupiter" users can be characterized as having a very unfocused identity. Crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. Also having a propensity toward devil's-advocacy.
In a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; Resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.
The name is pronounced "Sergeant Jupiter", though shortened versions include "Sarg", "jupiter", or "Jup" (jupe).
by Pantheon Peals January 3, 2011
A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".
Dude 1: "The grass is green."
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"
by blackjack March 10, 2005
A very funny duck who went through the worst thing possible getting hit in the Nads and having to work retail also has a giant weapon and knows how to weild it
by Canadian..kitty October 20, 2020
A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.
by Bæn October 20, 2020
Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.
Verb: The act of being asshole
Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:
A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.
*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*
Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"
Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.
*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*
Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"
Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
by The Real Hardass June 18, 2013