Sequim, Washington. A trash-can-esque town located near the bowls of Hell. It is known for its Vampires, hippies, potheads, and Lavender Festival. The weather in Sequim rarely gets above cold. The original definition of Hell was a place devoid from the warmth of God's love. If this is the case, then Sequim is truely Hell. It has a tendancy to not only be cold in temperature, but in nature as well. Sequim is the third most popular place to retire in the United States. However, peoples souls die off quickly once arriving in Sequim, yet, often people do not realize this until it is far too late...they moved here as retirees, and were nearly dead to begin with. The city is quickly becoming larger in size, and no one seems to be able to figure out how they or anyone found this place and/or actually got there. This feeling leaves most people emotionally disturbed.
"I just moved to Sequim from Kansas City, this place is a trash-can from the bowls of Hell!"
"Woa! Dude OMG! I just moved here from Kansas City too!"
"How the hell did you find this place?"
"Dude, My parents are fucked up...I have no idea"
"Dude, I had a mental break down, and got brainwashed into staying!"
"Cool...wanna go smoke this pound of weed I just bought?!"
"Woa! Dude OMG! I just moved here from Kansas City too!"
"How the hell did you find this place?"
"Dude, My parents are fucked up...I have no idea"
"Dude, I had a mental break down, and got brainwashed into staying!"
"Cool...wanna go smoke this pound of weed I just bought?!"
by Bella The Unicorn November 11, 2007
A shitty town that trys to be like the good-ol Port Angeles, but everyone knows that they suck. Can only beat PA at one thing, and the only thing that thier stupid asses can brag about. Socially enept. Fags. And Wannabes.
by bigdaddy215464858694984 July 10, 2011
A beautiful girl that leaves you dazed and confused like you dropped something that you didn't even know you did and she picked it up for you,Her eyes will penetrate your soul and leave you mystified as like staring into the sunset. her mystery also exceeds her beauty with many things about her you're not going to know unless you want to be fully spellbound with her social butterfly attractiveness she can melt anyone with her beautiful body and attractive mind!
hey have you met SIRI of Sequim Omai God that girls got it going on I can't even think straight any more I know what to do maybe should I send her flowers what should I do I don't know what to do ,Maybe take her to Casino?
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 22, 2021
A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
Kid from SHS: "I go to SHS"
Kid from China: "What's that?"
Kid from SHS: "Sequim High School"
Kid from China: "Gross"
Overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & I applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.
Kid from China: "What's that?"
Kid from SHS: "Sequim High School"
Kid from China: "Gross"
Overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & I applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.
by SmallTownGirl83 March 1, 2011
Female ejaculate or "Lady Nut".
by maroon suede November 22, 2010