the effects of stuck up, and full of themselves math teachers who work crappy jobs at public middle schools
i've been having low self esteem latley
by Joey Nukes March 11, 2006
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The overall good feeling you receive from dozens of your Facebook friends liking a photo of yourself in a cute/sexy/borderline nude pose on Facebook.
I changed my profile pic an hour ago of myself in a slim bikini and puckering my lips...now I already have 22 likes! I have such a high self-esteem now!
by ejhall19 June 15, 2011
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The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun
“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.
Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy
by D Flawless November 12, 2019
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The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.

Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.

Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006
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High self esteem pussy means that you will ask no questions during sex. You know your pussy is good, and you know when your man cums. This term was created by cupcakKe, who sang about it and explained it during the Genius interview of Duck Duck Goose.
High self esteem pussy means I’m not gonna ask you, “Oh did you come?” I already know you came motherfucker. “Oh, is my pussy good?” No, I already know it’s good. I have high self-esteem pussy, which some of you bitches need. Don’t be asking questions. No questions. During sex. At all. It’s a fucking turn off, ya’ll.
by Soozaaaa June 10, 2022
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