by Patrick Loomis, Scott Rosenberg February 20, 2005
by thetq February 19, 2011
It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.
just 1 marines job.
by jmasterjermzx October 31, 2007
A guy who dates a girl for limited time because he wishes to get in her pants,
it got it's name due to the fact that in french fook (fuck) is seal, because the term fuck was previously used to describe this, in some areas it is still currently used
it got it's name due to the fact that in french fook (fuck) is seal, because the term fuck was previously used to describe this, in some areas it is still currently used
EW don't bother with him, he's a seal
OR
IDK i might break up with him soon, he seems too much like a seal
OR
IDK i might break up with him soon, he seems too much like a seal
by bob51951065397 December 16, 2011
When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
by Libertyprime1776 February 27, 2015
The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid
I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.
by Grand Yee October 27, 2017
A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
by Elephant Seal Awareness July 20, 2009