J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

N.A.S.A Titty 

the largest and most technologically advanced titty known to man, period. It lactates tons upon tons of titty milk and is recognized for feeding thousands of small villages at one time. It requires weekly massages to make sure there is no malfunctions with the nipple.

"Do you want to know where all your tax dollars go? To fund the milk production of N.A.S.A Titty."

"Mommy I'm hungry!." "Don't worry honey, N.A.S.A Titty will be here shortly."

N.A.S.A Titty by k2phatty November 18, 2009

Team S.A.S 

A Ro-Wrestling team in which all the members are bitchy men looking to give 10 year old boys boners on Roblox. It is not known why they are still around but we, the Ro-Wrestling Community wish all the members burn in hell.

Hey, did you see that Team S.A.S is back?

FUCK NO GET THAT DONKEY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.

Team S.A.S by GooseDaWrestler April 20, 2020

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

Team S.A.S 

Team S.A.S is a terrible ro-wrestling team just because it gives little boys boners to ro-wrestling porn. We despise the "Team S.A.S" Group as a non-fiction book. If they came to main screen they'd be showing there boobs and start licking and touching them.

Jeremy: Did you know team S.A.S is back?

Ro-Wrestling Community: Get the fuck outta my way.

Team S.A.S by teamsassucksdick May 22, 2020

A.S.A.F.P. 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

Y.A.S.A.P 

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).

John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P

Y.A.S.A.P by kats_legend August 5, 2011