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16.
SSS
Sick Sad and Sorry

You use this is when you're hungover or when you're incredibly regretting something you did.
I made out with my best friend's sister! I can't believe I did this, I'm so SSS
by dhdsj72 January 18, 2011
 
1.
Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.
1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.
by Jeff Mahoney December 31, 2005
 
2.
SSS
Shit - Shower - Shave
Hold on i have to SSS
by Maspuce August 27, 2003
 
3.
SSS
Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.
I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.
by DTraj May 16, 2007
 
4.
SSS
Small sample size
Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"
by hank25 July 31, 2010
 
5.
SSS
Super Stealthy Stalker
Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!
by notyourrouter August 09, 2012
 
6.
Sweaty sack syndrome
Dude, i totally had some S.S.S. after our game.

Really? thats ballin cuz i had ibs(itchy ball syndrome.

P.S. Natalie is hott
by Sharpie is cool December 02, 2008
 
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Acronym for Sudden Shit Syndrome.

Describes the acute onset of the urgent need to shit. In most cases, diarrhea. This is the kind of shit that you simply can't hold it. Your ass cannot relax or there will be a disaster.
person 1: "John, why the HELL are you driving like that? Slow down!"

person 2: (standing up while driving) "I'm about to seriously shit my pants! I gotta get to a bathroom!!!"

person 1: "yep, sounds like you have a serious case of S.S.S. my friend."
by krl0309 April 10, 2010