Rutger 

The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.

"Dude, have you seen the remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"

When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger

Rutger by Cap'n Derp September 29, 2011

Rutger 

a uncommon Belgian/German boys name in the middle-ages the name meant loyal and honor full knight. But in the modern times, the person with this name is a loyal friend who will always support his friends and family in anyway possible.

If you need some help Rutger will always come and help you.

Rutger by therealdealyoloswagidc August 3, 2014

Rutger 

Rutger is a common name in The Netherlands, usually people with the name Rutger are very ugly.
Nobody really likes Rutger but they really like theirselves.

Damn, he's acting like a Rutger again.

Rutger by ihaterutger November 30, 2021

rutger 

A proper educated(most of the times) person who usually goes out with a ginger haired haircut.
They are also real lazy and likes to eat more then do something active.

don't act so rutger you rutger.

rutger by mark44 October 16, 2008

Rutger 

The sexiest person you will ever meet. He is Supper funny, and doesn't give a shit if you care. He is nice to everyone except assholes because he knows they should go to he'll and die.

"Rutger is SOOOOO sexy, I hope he likes me."

Rutger by hsjebksnnw March 15, 2015

rutger 

A "Rutger"is a very good guy and never harms people. Overall a very nice guy and a quality memer.

for example:
Do u guys know where rutger is?
idk but a great guy

rutger by 69poopie December 9, 2020

Rutger 

The sweetest, most caring, sexiest ;), funniest, most handsome and most lovely boy I’ve ever met. He always manages to cheer me up and make me realize how lucky I am to have him in my life. I literally can’t imagine a better person to fall in love with.

And besides his beautiful personality, his appearance is also amazing. Dark blond hair, green eyes aaaand he’s tall. He’s just perfect for me. His hugs are the best and I can’t get enough kisses <3

This boy really got me more loving myself and everyday I love him more and more. I’m sorry for all the other girls, because I don’t think there’s anyone as good as a boyfriend as mine.

I thought 2020 was just fucked up and romance was dead in this generation but he really changed my mind <3

Girl 1: So last summer I met this guy and now I’m so in love with him, he is so sweet and handsome I can’t believe he’s mine! His name is Rutger <3

Girl 2: Damn I wish I had a boyfriend like that too.

Girl 1: Yes I totally understand!

Rutger by Rutger’s girlfriend November 15, 2020