The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.
Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 21, 2010
When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red
I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture
by MasterShake1989 November 21, 2010
Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.
Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Alec Wallace November 21, 2010
In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.
I just got the best rusty venture at that party last night!
by Mastah Tea November 21, 2010
Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw
Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture
by whattt? November 21, 2010
A Rusty Venture is when you beat off so much that your dick turns red.
Scott has a Rusty Venture.
by Milkshakes00 November 21, 2010
When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 21, 2010