A penis that is red and sore from masturbating too much.
Hank had the whole compound to himself for the day, so he decided to make himself a rusty venture.
by 1fooln6billion November 24, 2010
It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.
I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions
by Brock_samson November 23, 2010
the act of ass to mouth while on on bus
We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture
by The Original ShagNasty November 23, 2010
The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands
How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?
by esquilax13 November 23, 2010
Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 23, 2010
When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.
I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.
by sheep lovers lover November 23, 2010
Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.
Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.
by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 23, 2010

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