by Human Target November 23, 2010
Hotly debated sexual practice. Many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red dick.
by James( MonkeyMan) November 23, 2010
Has a few potential meanings. A Rusty Venture is:
1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.
2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.
3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.
3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.
4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.
5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.
2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.
3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.
3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.
4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.
5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
by Joobin November 23, 2010
An ambiguous sexual act that no one can agree upon. Originates from the child star Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.
Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
The Alchemist: "Uh, Rust, you do realize that a 'Rusty Venture' is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's *** while you *** the guy off into his own ***."
Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"
Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"
Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
by Young Sheezy November 22, 2010
(n.)
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
by sexylexic November 23, 2010
A Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and swirl it around a man's anal sphincter while performing a hand job
by Al_the_Alchemist November 23, 2010
A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.
by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 23, 2010