when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.
"dude i 'rustic waterfalled' that broads house after i found out she cheated on me. the toilet still drains turd water."
by rappatap November 1, 2007
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The act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, fucking the shit out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. This act was widely popular in medieval Russia and China. The words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means Pretty Girl on Fire. Only prostitutes and tight-pussied woman would ever have this honor.
Adam: Hey Joe, where's that smokin' chick you were gonna fuck last night?

Joe: Oh, her? We just went to the woods and I gave her a rustic blowtorch. Lookin' for a new girlfriend, now.
by themaxxoframania December 17, 2010
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Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!

Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!
by Hurricane Jen March 25, 2017
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The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting
While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.
by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019
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A more polictically correct way to define rural dwelling peoples inhabitating less than optimum socially econimic living environments. Peoples of this demongraphic may also appear culturally ignorant, less educated, often intoxicated and have inbred family trees yet are well armed in support of their second amendment rights.

A more polictally correct way to define redneck.
Is it true that rustic american trailer parks are tornado magnets?

What's up with that redneck loser?
What do you expect from a rustic american.
by Censored Penguin February 11, 2012
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The term used when railing an older lady on a farm in a cow pasture

Also know as a split rail fence
Me and the old farm lady went out to the field for a good ol' Rustic Rail.
by Jaysun1 June 19, 2009
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punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.
by kial d garcia January 17, 2003
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