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A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.
Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"
by Ucross1101 December 02, 2010
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when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
by big eazzzy May 21, 2008
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When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)
Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.
by chrisballs June 22, 2008
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when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.
Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
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