An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
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a person who plays csgo all day, drinks vodka 25/8, you know basically a normal ruski dude but acts sus, russia homosexists are really rare to find, but you might get to see a few in your life.

(They can be only found in CS:GO, only exceptions are when you are in siberia, you drink vodka in ice in your igloo, you get out to salute the polar bear and you see a russia homosexist drunk asf talking to it)
eg. "Oh yea fucking western spy daddy, cum in my mouth, let's invade Germany together"

eg. 2 -Do you remember that ruski guy from our comp match?

-Oh yea, is he gay?

-No dummy, that's a russia homosexist
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A russian White boy who likes to take 10 shots of vodka every day. He is stupid and dumb because he fuck horses.
He has a small penis but he says he has a big one, but we all know that is a lie.
RUSSIA. He is a bastard and he is gay AF. Go kill ur self
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a possession of Russia, or something that can be blamed on Russia
Russia's involvement with the presidential election is highly debated.
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An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.
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