Muscannon

An individual who believes in the bullshit claim that a musket is a small cannon. He/she has never heard of a trigger or a fuse in his/her life.

"a musket is a small cannon"
"Fuckin muscannon, shut the fuck up"

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Rocannon

When a male shits in a pipe and blows it into a woman's vagina

I gave this chick I met last night a rocannon, it was great.

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“Fear of canon being eroticized or distorted from its original depiction.”/ "Fear of being part of a Rule 34 art"

Hey, a friend said I should be careful... I have Rucanonerosprotographyaphobia, so I hope they don't do anything bad with that photo I took yesterday

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