Stupid Rupert

Khalid Allen is a Stupid Rupert. And he is a bum.

Shut up ya Stupid Rupert-Jeff Solomon

by Bob Frankenlin November 30, 2007

Buffalo Rupert

Posh hippie, slumming it at the expense of rich parents. Often has dreadlocks. White. Upper class.

How was Glastonbury?
Great, apart from the campsite - we were right next to some Buffalo Ruperts.

by nanomonkey May 12, 2011

wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

by OxfordDic December 7, 2013

Rambunxious Rupert

this is a sexual maneuver that is only able to be done in a threesome. The act occurs when the first party gives the second party of the threesome anal and proceeds to ejaculate in their ass. The second party then walks over to the third party and proceeds to fart in their face thus spraying them in the face with a shower of semen and shit crystals

Yo bro last night I hooked up with 2 chicks at once and me and the brunette gave the blonde a Rambunxious Rupert

by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 23, 2009

Rupert the Bear

A white, hairy twat.

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.

by Leeroy80 September 11, 2005

rupert lennox

He is a cute little cavalier King Charles spaniel. Very mischievous and always up to know good. He LOVES socks and stealing other peoples food. He has many many nicknames like poopy, snow pup, Ruperten and lots more

Rupert Lennox is the cutest dog you will ever see (and the naughtiest)

by Rupertlover236 February 11, 2021

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 28, 2022