Rule 23 

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

Rule 23 by The impostor August 11, 2022

Rule 23 

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

Rule 23 by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

rule 23 of internet 

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

rule 23 of internet by the king of old world August 4, 2023

ja rule # 23 

ya'll are all little fucking pussies who go and post things on the internet about people u don;t even know becuase u are insecure and realize that u aren't ever going to be anyone so u suck 50 cents dick becuase u and him make fun of him together and 50 cent probably got the GAME to shoot him and 50 shot the GAME
i don't like Ja rule but i can say shut the fuck up about him

stop being douche bags and learn to say things about people without sucking 50 cents dick

ja rule # 23 by anonymous April 5, 2005

Rule 235 

The act of mentioning any potential fanfic's plot, whether sexual or not, will cause that fanfic to come into being in a publicly accessible location.

Robert: God, can you imagine a story where Jean-Luc Picard and Twilight Sparkle went on an adventure together?

Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."

Robert: I'm so sorry.

Rule 235 by Chatterbox O'Toole October 11, 2012

Rule 231212 

Never read The Communist Manifesto on the toilet.

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"

Rule 231212 by Great Spot November 16, 2020

Rule 2334567 

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

Rule 2334567 by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021